NoFreakin' Science Theatre 3000 "The only reality of consequence is our own."
Concept: -Mystery Science Theater 3000 style running commentary applied to written word, specifically lousy fanfiction.
Ick Fanfiction: -We know, we know, but we promise, the comments make it bearable. We have found Lord of the Rings fanfiction to be most bearable to date, but surely someday we'll expand our killzone.
Who's Talking:
Foxtrot Squad Jesse Abram "I would love to have a battle of wits, but this brawling within the parenthesis is undignified." -- Ethan Clark "No one could mistake it for real writing. This whole story was obviously forged." -- Jordan Lee "The whole story, up in flames. THAT'S what I'm imagining." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tango Squad Jereck "Fact is, no amount of pizza will comfort me after this." -- Marten "Any minute now the words will rebel and kill us all. And it was such a nice day." -- Sun "The difference is that I have an extra life to expend on this. Yours."
Foxtrot Squad
He Left Me - A ridiculously long, angst-driven narrative about an elf-maiden in love with Legolas, but promised to Haldir. The first use of the theater, Foxtrot Squad makes the unpleasant discovery that reading fanfiction can be life-threatening. Foxtrot Squad fled the theater midway through this fic. - Chapters 1-2 - Chapters 3-4 - Chapters 5-6
MST Related - Knowledge wise and otherwise about fanfiction, MSTs, and Sues.
Tango Squad
Fangirls and Elf-friends - When a Sue dreams a pack of ravening fangirls to Middle Earth, will the sons of Elrond be able to help her rescue Legolas? Will Tango Squad ever find time to order pizza? - Chapters 1-3 - Chapters 4-6 - Chapters 7-9 - Chapters 10-13 - The End
Lost in Mirkwood - A Sue drops into Mirkwood and wrecks havoc upon Thranduil's court. This time, Tango Squad brought pizza, but shifting time gives a whole new meaning to deja vu. - Chapters 1-2 - Chapters 3-4 - Chapters 5-6