Superhero Skit One.
We used this as a rough framework. What actually occured was much different.
Out of Fashion Fabio is trying to get ties outlawed as dangerous. If he can’t wear ties, Tie Boy loses his powers.
Sock Girl: *shouts* Tie Boy, Tie Boy!
Tie Boy: *turning around* Shhhh… Don’t use my superhero name when I’m not in costume.
Sock Girl: Oh, sorry. *shouts* Nathan, Nathan!
Tie Boy: *covers his ears* I’m right here, Sock girl. You don’t have to shout.
Sock Girl: Oh, sorry. Nathan did you hear?
Tie Boy: Hear what?
Sock Girl: A man was buying ties down at Wu Ai –
Tie Boy: People buy ties at Wu Ai all the time. They buy shirts, and jeans, and socks, and shoes, and many other kinds of clothing.
Sock Girl: Yes, I know, I bought my T-shirt at Wu Ai. But we are off track. When the man put the tie around his neck, someone pulled it too tight and he was almost strangled.
Tie Boy: That’s terrible!
Sock Girl: Yes, it is terrible.
Tie Boy: Who pulled on his tie?
Sock Girl: No one knows who it was.
Tie Boy: It would have to be someone evil to turn a tie into a weapon.
Sock Girl: Someone like *whispers* Out of Fashion Fabio?
Tie Boy: He’s exactly the evil person I was thinking.
Sock Girl: Should we go to the clothing store to find out what happened?
Tie Boy: Good idea, Sock Girl.
Sock Girl: Oh good. Maybe I get some shopping done while we are there. I need some purple socks.
*They exit*
Out of Fashion Fabio is trying to get ties outlawed as dangerous. If he can’t wear ties, Tie Boy loses his powers.
Sock Girl: *shouts* Tie Boy, Tie Boy!
Tie Boy: *turning around* Shhhh… Don’t use my superhero name when I’m not in costume.
Sock Girl: Oh, sorry. *shouts* Nathan, Nathan!
Tie Boy: *covers his ears* I’m right here, Sock girl. You don’t have to shout.
Sock Girl: Oh, sorry. Nathan did you hear?
Tie Boy: Hear what?
Sock Girl: A man was buying ties down at Wu Ai –
Tie Boy: People buy ties at Wu Ai all the time. They buy shirts, and jeans, and socks, and shoes, and many other kinds of clothing.
Sock Girl: Yes, I know, I bought my T-shirt at Wu Ai. But we are off track. When the man put the tie around his neck, someone pulled it too tight and he was almost strangled.
Tie Boy: That’s terrible!
Sock Girl: Yes, it is terrible.
Tie Boy: Who pulled on his tie?
Sock Girl: No one knows who it was.
Tie Boy: It would have to be someone evil to turn a tie into a weapon.
Sock Girl: Someone like *whispers* Out of Fashion Fabio?
Tie Boy: He’s exactly the evil person I was thinking.
Sock Girl: Should we go to the clothing store to find out what happened?
Tie Boy: Good idea, Sock Girl.
Sock Girl: Oh good. Maybe I get some shopping done while we are there. I need some purple socks.
*They exit*